"I'm a hairdresser... it makes my heart warm helping teach children self love..."
"Schrodinger's childfree in action - they can't make their minds up."
"Get some earplugs and fuck off. No one cares about your shitty opinions."
"Dog probubly did something to deserve it".
"Hope you drowned the cat, if that done that to my child it certainly won't be breathing now"
"It's kinda funny because a lot of childfree people admit to liking creampies which, literally is supposed to get you pregnant..."
"I'm a lot more fun with children than I was without"
"I smacked them. I've talked to my kids about it a lot and asked for their forgiveness.
"... if you could look me in the eye and joke you are pregnant then you need to seek help for why you are a horrible and nasty person!"
"Agree to help your oldest take care of their cat while they are on vacation for two weeks, and then call their cell phone the day before they get home to ask when exactly they leave on their trip. And note the awful smell coming from inside their house."